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image The Grammys Really Needed Alicia Keys' Weighted Blanket Energy

With authenticity and enthusiasm, Keys proved exactly why hosts are necessary.

image The Food Situation at the Senate Impeachment Trial Is Very Distressing

This Ukraine controversy is really something to chew on.


image Unfortunately I Identify With This Photo of Tom Steyer

The candidate got in an A and B conversation and couldn't C his way out.


image Alert! I Can't Stop Thinking About Netflix's The Circle

Why is a reality show where nothing happens so addicting?


image Congrats to Harry and Meghan On Reopening Their LinkedIn Accounts

The pair are stepping back from royal life and seeking financial independence.

image Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Lab Now

It's good to have hobbies.



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image Let's Look Back at All the Tacky Bullshit From 2019, Shall We?

From Sean Spicer Dancing with Stars to Mitch Merch, 2019 was filled with people pulling the most gauche stunts.


image Barack Obama Bought the Fleabag Jumpsuit and Has More Time Than Any of Us

The well-versed former president revealed his favorite books, movies, and TV of 2019.


image All Your Cats Questions, Answered

Who? What? Where? Why? WHY? WHY?


image Rep. Maxine Waters Already Told You So

Maxine Waters was the first one out in these streets ringing the impeachment bell like a Salvation Army volunteer.



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image Nancy Pelosi Lays a Smackdown with the Power of the Holy Spirit

No one uses the word "hate" in Nancy Pelosi's house.



image Watch Donald Trump Explain How a Dog Works

Conan, the hero dog, got a medal and an earful from the president.


image Elon Musk Introduces, Immediately Tries to Destroy Cybertruck

"Come with me if you want to live." —Cybertruck

image Trump Uses the Marie Kondo Defense: 'I Want Nothing'

POTUS defended himself against Ambassador Sondland's testimony with very large handwritten notes.



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image The Second Cats Trailer Has Broken Me

I can confirm it's twice as deranged.

image I Am So Conflicted Over Chris Evans' Double-Breasted White Suit

Why are we draping America's ass in so much fabric? Isn't there a law against this?!


image George Kent's Gigantic Impeachment Nalgene Has Me Quid Pro Quenched

I'm thirsty for justice. And also about 48 ounces of water.


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